The Weirdest Phone Sex Calls

I think if you speak to any experienced phone sex operator they will tell you about their fair share of weirdest sex calls or even their top 10 most memorable calls. Most are amusing, some downright weird and a little just tip the scales! Every operator has had them and I think if we are honest it's what keeps us on our toes.

With my 20+ experience in this colourful and delectable phone sex industry I've learnt never to judge a book by its cover (or more correctly it's voice) what can seem like a middle class wank fest can turn into an extreme kink that not even oneself has thought about. Sometimes you can think about the call days or even weeks afterwards and start to wonder where that caller even concocted such a fantasy.

As always all calls have to be legal. If you think that we are discussing illegal content then my friends you are sorely mistaken. I'm more referring to kinky fetishes that most would not consider let alone act out. However in this sublime world of phone wank sessions we've heard it all and I really do believe these are the calls which keep us stimulated.

My top 5 weirdest phone sex calls:

(Names have been changed for caller confidentiality!)

1. John loved being shrunk by yours truly. He wanted to be the size of a spider so that I could chase him up his very long wooden hallway with my extremely powerful vacuum. He wanted me to suck him up into the see through dust chamber so I could watch him scramble around pleading for me to let him out.

2. Mike adored ladies underwear and couldn't resist a silky thong, it had to be black silk by the way. One Saturday he called me whilst he was in a big department store and casually informed me that he was in the lingerie department and he wanted help in choosing his weekend treat. Unbeknownst to me he had checked out, gone to the changing rooms and had slipped on his so needed silk lingerie. He then proceeded to his office incidentally across the road and had enjoyed a very thorough jerk off session with me in his boss's toilet.

3. Andrew & Tina. These were two very sexually orientated people and Tina was one of 4 only female callers I've ever spoken to. Andrew loved it when Tina penetrated his arse with a cucumber. They had many delectable conversations with me about which supermarket they though would sell the greenest and firmest cucumber. Once purchased I head the joyful screams of Andrew as Tina started her assent in cucumber heaven.

4. Rodger was a beautiful old soul but he also had a mischievous side about him that would definitely surface within our phone sex calls together. Having been a taxi driver for most of his working life he had a fond ship of cars but more particularly cars with the taxi sign on them. After a few calls he eventually admitted to me that he actually makes love to his numerous car collection and often orders taxi's so that he could fantasize as he was being drove about in them. He was also very interested in my car and on one occasion he let me hear him "making love" to his very personal and special favourite, his Ford Focus 98 plate. 

5. Liam was a younger caller in his early twenties that called quite consistently. His fantasy was one that was harmless enough but one that was especially tiresome for me! Liam used to give me a song to sing and I would have to sign it to him down the phone whilst he "got off". I wouldn't have minded so much but it did take him around 10 minutes to unload (this could have been the result of my awful singing voice) I remember one particular Friday night whereby I sang "I will always love you" in a very and I mean very terrible manner for over 10 minutes before he reached his sweet spot. That was excruciatingly painful for both me and my neighbours!

Of course the above are my most weirdest and most memorable phone sex calls that I have taken. All are intrinsically different but yet all have that one weird kink that us vanilla types find strange yet curious at the same time.

Being a Phone Sex Operator can make you laugh, cry, hyperventilate and sad all at the same time but if I'm fair I think the same can be said about all jobs (unless you work in a library). Perhaps you too want to take that plunge and immerse yourself into the very different world of sex chat whilst also earning yourself money at the same time? If you do then you can apply on-line or do it the old fashion way and telephone 01604824290 (Monday - Friday 9am-5pm)